Posted 53 minutes ago

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

Posted 54 minutes ago

flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

(Source: demonstiell)

Posted 54 minutes ago
Posted 55 minutes ago
If they don’t need you, it’s okay. You don’t live for other people.
Dir En Grey, Kyo (via daisy-do)

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Posted 57 minutes ago
Posted 57 minutes ago

at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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Posted 57 minutes ago

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

Posted 58 minutes ago

In 2011, Dutch photographer Charlotte Dumas embarked on a quest to locate the last surviving 9/11 search and rescue dogs who had worked so tirelessly ten years earlier. Retrieved is a collection of their portraits, a moving tribute to these heroic dogs and their handlers.

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Posted 58 minutes ago
Posted 59 minutes ago

allmonds:

Boys are gonna love me thanks to these tips